Seinfeld - Saison 7.

La septième saison de Seinfeld était tout simplement un véritable bonheur à suivre, tant les gags s'enchainaient avec maestria et brio. On les sent toujours à l'apogée de leur art, dans la force de la série et bon nombre des épisodes de cette saison sont devenus depuis des classiques. Le fil rouge de cette saison est articulé autour de la planification du mariage de Georges, dont il ne semble pas particulièrement ravi.



* George: You know, it was really wrong of you to back out on that deal.
Jerry: I didn't make a deal. I just shook your hand.
George: Yeah, well that's a deal where I come from.
Jerry: We come from the same place.

* George: That's why I'm different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.
Jerry: Are you sensing anything right now?



* Mr. Wilhelm (To George): I'm sorry to interrupt you, but Mr Steinbrenner and I really want you to know we appreciate all the hours you've been putting in..(mentioning the car in the parking lot)..And, ah, confidentially, Sozonkel, our Assistant to the General Manger, hasn't really been working out. And the boss thinks you're the man for the job! So, keep it under your hat!
(Jumps to Jerry's Apartment)
George: Assistant to the General Manager!! You know what means?!? He could be askin' my advice on trades! Trades, Jerry, I'm a heartbeat away!
Jerry: That's a hell of an organization they're running up there. I can't understand why they haven't won a pennant in 15 years.
George: An, it is all because of that car. You see, Steinbrenner is like the first guy in, at the crack of dawn. He sees my car, he figures I'm the first guy in. Then, the last person to leave is Wilhelm. He sees my car, he figures I'm burning the midnight oil. Between the two of them, they think I'm working an 18 hour day!
Jerry: Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made.



* Jerry: What in God's name is going on here? Is she wearing the same thing over and over again? Or does she have a closet full of these, like Superman? I've got to unlock this mystery!

* Peterman: Oh, Elaine… the toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price... your soul.

Jerry: So what's Steinbrenner gonna do if he doesn't get his calzone?
George (panicked): What's he gonna do? That's exactly the point! Nobody knows what this guy is capable of! He fires people like it's a bodily function!

* Jerry: I got some Cubans for George's wedding. They were more than I wanted to pay for but what the hell!
Kramer: Oh yeah baby. Spit, spit. What are these? " Producto de Peru ", if you think these are Cubans you have another thing coming.
Jerry: Peru! I paid $300 bucks for these. I could have bought a house in Peru for $300 bucks!