Seinfeld - Saison 6.

Encore une saison de Seinfeld mémorable. Elles se suivent et se ressemblent dans leur excellence scénaristique et scénistique. Les perles d'humour absurde et de situations cocasses s'alignent les unes derrière les autres pour former un collier d'une splendeur à pleurer - de rire. Je sais c'est lyrique et idiot, mais à côté de la qualité des éclats de rire que Jerry Seinfeld m'a offert, tout paraît fade...



* Elaine (talking about Donna Chang): She's not Chinese?
Jerry: No, not Chinese. Not even Asian.
Elaine: So, what is she?
Jerry: Well, she's... like you.
Elaine: Oh, how disappointed you must have been.

* Jerry: Is it...? Could it...? Could he have...? It is! Poppie peed on my sofa!!
Kramer: You're making too much of it.
Jerry: Yeah, you're right. Just a natural human function. Happens to be on my sofa instead of in the toilet where it would normally be.
Kramer: Right.

* Jerry: You're in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle. So you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
George: No, no, no, no, no.



* Kramer: You look like a cowboy!
Jerry: But I don't wanna be a cowboy!

* Bania: Hey that's the women's dressing room.
Kramer: There's nothing in there that I haven't seen before.

* Elaine: You found out Kramer's first name?
George: That's right. You ready?
Jerry: We've been trying to get it out of him for ten years. What is it?
George: Cosmo!



* Elaine: "Oh who cares, no one's going to believe a doorman!"

* Jerry: Is this guy a dentist--or Caligula?
Elaine: Okay, so you were violated by two people while you were under the gas. So what? You're single.
Jerry: But I'm damaged goods now.
Elaine: Join the club.

* Jerry: I don't know how you can eat that spicy chicken.
George: George likes spicy chicken.
Jerry: What's that?
George: I like spicy chicken.
Jerry: No, no you said "GEORGE likes spicy chicken".
George: No I didn't!
Elaine: Yes you did. You said "George likes spicy chicken".
Jerry: You're turning into Jimmy!
George: (irritated) George is getting upset!